zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

(via bowtiesarecool4)


marilynde:

#that’s one hell of a plot twist

(via themasterslover)



When the sword was thrust into the stone, the ancient king foretold that one day it would be freed again at a time when Camelot needed it most. The man who freed it would unite the land of Albion and rule over the greatest kingdom the world has ever known. That man is you, Arthur.

(via roookiie)


100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)


knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via pizza)


look-anew-url-again:

I was watching this like “I am so fucking done with this website” AND THEN IT WAS STEPHEN COLBERT

(via superlockedhogwartianinthetardis)



laughterkey:

betthearm:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Yeah, because evil doesn’t want to share space with other evil.

At least this evil cuddles with me.

(via the-dreaming-of-forever-girl)


ohmybutteredbiscuits:

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

ohmybutteredbiscuits:

thiS IS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR

(via guys-relax-im-the-doctor)